Tali (halloweeenbabe) wrote in whitefoodnazi,
Tali
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Mobile Phone Radiation

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Talia's Lurgy
Cause:mobile phone radiation
Symptoms:whistling, 80s haircut, anger
Cure:paint a black cross on your front door and wait
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Lauren's Lurgy
Cause:mobile phone radiation
Symptoms:fingernail lengthening, slightly crossed eyes, howling at the moon, sudden suicidal thoughts
Cure:fresh air
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hahahahahah Mr. White would LOVE the cause of our illnesses!! After all, he only ranted and raved about the horrible affects of cell phones the entire first couple days of Food Service. According to our very own White food nazi, the radiation emitted from cell phones "excites the molecules of water in the brain until the sac around the brain explodes from the pressure". First of all, I didnt know we have a "sac" around the brain, and second of all, how come nobody has died from a freak cell phone radiation accident?! I HAS been proven that radiation emitted from cell phones can be harmful, however, I believe Mr. White is fully exagerating enormously. AFter all, this is the man who claims that NEUTRONS circle around the NUCLEUS. (For the record, ELECTRONS orbit around the nucleus NOT neutrons)
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