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Too bad his political views haven't changed as well [21 May 2004|05:33pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | mellow ]

Mr White has been acting very oddly lately. Today he was actually nice to Lauren and I *gasp!* and apparently this has been his behavior all week. He made me feel the teeniest bad about scheming to get him fired...it's making me very suspicious. Oh well, I'm sure his true scary nature will shine through once again in no time.

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Oh how I love sarcasm [17 May 2004|10:57pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | sick ]

witty comment of the day:
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Are you ready for this?!
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It's going to blow you away...
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"ARE YOU PRO LIFE OR ARE YOU PRO DEATH?!"


woah Mr White, you sure made me rethink my position on abortion!


At least I won't be in class tomorrow (Sorry Lauren!!) but I'm really sick.

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[10 May 2004|10:03pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | aggravated ]

Today I finally told Mr White that I no longer want to participate in his conversations. When I said "I'm sorry, I'm finished with this conversation. I do not agree with the rest of you and have no need to continue this arguement", the rest of the class turned to me and one girl said "are you so closed minded that you can't even listen to us?" I just wanted to scream at her that she's a fucking self-centered bitch and needs to open her eyes to the world outside of perfect Davis. Instead i calmly stated that "I've been listening to [her] views all semester and I no longer have any desire to participate in such futile arguments". If i'm going to become involved in an argument I at first need a semi-intelligent opponent, not an army of ignorant dumbfucks spewing incomprehensable crap. Our dispute today was about wellfare, social security, and the level at which the government should help the poor. He believes that the poor are poor because they dont work hard. Forget those people who work 3 jobs to support their family, but still cant make enough money to pay the bills because they didnt get a college education or a high school diploma! I mean it's not as if they came from a poverty-stricken family and thus had to drop out of school to get a job and support their family, or anything like that! i mean skrew those lazy bastards! 3 jobs?! why dont they have 6?! They might as well be bums begging for food in the streets of san francisco!
The End.
It's time I filed a report against Mr White for excessive lecturing on polical views. He tries to convert us to his homophobic, ultra-conservative ways!

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Mobile Phone Radiation [28 Apr 2004|08:51pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | amused ]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Talia's Lurgy
Cause:mobile phone radiation
Symptoms:whistling, 80s haircut, anger
Cure:paint a black cross on your front door and wait
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:


Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Lauren's Lurgy
Cause:mobile phone radiation
Symptoms:fingernail lengthening, slightly crossed eyes, howling at the moon, sudden suicidal thoughts
Cure:fresh air
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:


hahahahahah Mr. White would LOVE the cause of our illnesses!! After all, he only ranted and raved about the horrible affects of cell phones the entire first couple days of Food Service. According to our very own White food nazi, the radiation emitted from cell phones "excites the molecules of water in the brain until the sac around the brain explodes from the pressure". First of all, I didnt know we have a "sac" around the brain, and second of all, how come nobody has died from a freak cell phone radiation accident?! I HAS been proven that radiation emitted from cell phones can be harmful, however, I believe Mr. White is fully exagerating enormously. AFter all, this is the man who claims that NEUTRONS circle around the NUCLEUS. (For the record, ELECTRONS orbit around the nucleus NOT neutrons)
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Domestic Divas [22 Apr 2004|09:20pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | bouncy ]

I hereby crown Talia and Lauren DOMESTIC DIVAS! We successfully passed the "make 12 beautiful vegetable platters" test!

ingredients per plate includes:
1 large leaf of Romain Lettuce
chopped head lettuce
3 slices of tomatoes
peeled carrots
2 pickels
a slice of a red onion


They didnt look like that at all, but they were equally as uniquely beautiful!

If i do say so myself, we arranged it beautifully! I think i will drop any previous ambitions I had for myself and become a vegetable arranger for a catering company in Louisiana!! :D aren't you proud of me?! Maybe i can go on Television and become the next Martha Stuart (except without the jail time). If Lauren joins me, the show can be titled "The Domestic Divas"!

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The Pains of Being Veggie-less. It's a hard life. [14 Apr 2004|06:00pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | sarcastic ]

Due to the tragic absence of Mr White from ROP food service the past couple days, we have been unable to chop vegetables. On Mondays, the kitchen is always closed for reasons that have never been revealed to me (certainly not for cleaning purposes) and on both Tuesday and Wednesday the class was run by a sub. Therefore, (taking into consideration that last week was spring break, I missed food service on the 2nd of April, and 2nd period is not included in Thursday block schedule) I have not chopped vegetable since Wednesday March 31st. That is 2 whole weeks without chopping vegetables. CAN I HANDLE IT??!! I DONT KNOW! IT'S TOO MUCH TO BEAR! in fact, i dont think we even chopped vegetables that wednesday, I think we breaded fish! or maybe that was a different day and we just washed dishes on wednesday the 31st. In any case, it has been a very long time since i've done my share of veggie chopping. I'm a deprived child! gimme a knife and some vegetables before I get desperate and start cooking some eggs!!

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Define "Ethnicity" [31 Mar 2004|04:23pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | discontent ]

Mr White and I battled today. He doesnt understand the concept of the word "ethnicity" because, according to him, everyone living in America is of the American ethnicity. His exact words to a girl in my class were "You are not Filipino-American, you are just American. What does it mean to be Filipino-American? If you live in the United States, how can you be from the Philippines as well?" ahhhh omg talk about maximum stupidity! I argued and argued that American is not an ethnicity, it is a nationality, but NOT an ethnic origin! And people who identify themselves as Filipino-Americans are referring to their ancestral origins. But no, Mr White didn't accept that and he kept skewing my words to fit his argument. I hate that man with such a passion. I hate him and he is dumb as hell, but as Lauren put it, he would make a great attorney because he's so good at confusing people and twisting their words.

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Hello Lauren and Tali [28 Mar 2004|02:45pm]

middlesis1987
Tali really wanted to me to join this community and I did not have reason until now. May I use this community as a venting ground for the white food nazi at my place of employment? His name is not white, but he is white. And he definitly is a Nazi. He specializes in people whom he makes cry. Then he changes schedules without notice and just about yells at anyone for anything. So is it appropriate for me to say things about him on this community? You decided, moderators!
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[25 Mar 2004|08:50pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | productive ]

Has anyone announced how gross the DHS Eatery food is? For one, there are no sanitation regulations in the kitchen. I never see anyone wash their hands before cooking the food. Dishes and pots and pans are left uncleaned so that the dishes in the drying rack are actually covered in food spots, etc. Rust is beginning to form on some of the metal. There is no separation between meats and vegetables meaning that your salad could very well have spots of pig fat on it and your eggs ARE made directly on the remains of the meat previously cooked. Second, the ingredients are old. Being the designated vegetable cutters, Lauren and I see celery and can bend in half just by being help upright and carrots that are yellow or brown inside. Often, we are told to rechop lettace used the previous day only to find little bugs crawling around on the leaves. Additionally, all food is saturated in butter butter and a whole lot of grease. For example, I was once told to BOIL 2 chopped carrots in 2 sticks of butter. Yellow bubbles, mmmmm yum. Personally, I wouldnt want to eat the food produced at this school restaurant, but I value my life. The choice is up to you.

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we added more tomato sauce to the soup today. fuuuuun. [24 Mar 2004|11:27pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | crazy ]

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LJ Word Count (Beta!) by hutta
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Of Tomatoes and Tape Recorders [24 Mar 2004|09:16pm]

beeana6
[ mood | drained ]

I'd like to begin my entry with a heartfelt apology to Talia for abandoning her in Food Service. It was NOT malicious and out of all the classes, that was the one I felt worst about missing (except maybe history) but I wanted to get sleep... Anyway, today... OH BABY OH BABY!!! We chopped TOMATOES!!! Wow, our dream hermaphrodite veggies, and we did it! It was crazy. And then after prepping the salad and reheating the soup (which I DID maliciously add an OD of pepper and garlic salt too hee hee) we were free to sit in the Eatery. While we hoped to record and expose Mr. White with Tali's recorder, he said nothing today except, and I repeat... "Apparently the French found a bomb in a subway. I guess Al Qaida aren't all bad." I will leave it at that. It needs very little explanation. Then Tali and I left for 15 minutes to "go to the bathroom." And I must confess here and now that I DIDN'T VOTE!!! I watched "The Great Gatsby" instead before my track meet from which I finally got home at 9:00 PM!!! Well, I'm exhausted so I will go. But remember, curse those lousy French!

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[23 Mar 2004|06:45pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | blah ]

Lauren abandoned me today, but she is forgiven. After all, i have abandoned her (plus, it was totally her loss haha jk). So today, Mr White asked me to chop a bell pepper and a yellow onion for soup. As I took the bag with the onion out of the regerator, I realized that my hand was sticky feeling. EEEW the back was covered in nasty crap. I washed my hands and proceeded to chop the pepper and onion. However, the onion seemed to be have problems, so i ended up throwing away half of what i cut. gross gross gross. And then i got to grate 2 carrots...ouch on the hands!
I have been slacking off and still haven't posted the political opinions of Mr White, so today i will briefly introduce lj to the horrors of Mr White the wannabe nazi. On Monday's the kitchen is always closed, so Mr White talks about politics with the class. No more like lectures the class on bull shit. Yesterday he said that "The Democrats are trying to bring an end to Capitalism!" and from that he concluded that Nazis were liberal because, according to Mr White, liberals want socialism. I guess in his mind, fascism and socialism are the same (even though fascism is a dictatorship while the socialism is government by the people or something like that). Mr WHite's logic is skewed. ANd then of course he went off on his tangent bashing gay marriage. In his mind, gay marriage destroys the values and morals of society, therefore destroying our nation's strengh and ability to combat terrorism. Thus, in Mr WHite's fucked up mind, gay marriage causes terrorism. Where the hell does he get this crap?? oh and don't let me forget his oh-so-famous line "THE FRENCH WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO TRY TO KILL MY FATHER IN WWII!!" Mr White has an extreme hatred for everything and anything french due to the fact that a French soldier shot at his father in wwII. First of all, Mr Fucker, You're father was a soldier, what the hell do you expect?! Second, the french were taken over by the Germans! If he hates the French, why not hate the Germans, or the Austrians, or the Polish, etc? Mr WHite can't even say the word "French" because of this dumb grudge. ugh...well that's it for now. I will elaborate on the crazy dumbness of my teacher at some later point.
ohhhh i forgot his best line! "Around the nucleus are NEUTRONS that circle around and around". umm yeah...I'm not sure Mr Van Muyden or Ms Moriarty would quite agree with that. I want to scream every time that man opens his mouth.

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Brocolli and Shortbread [18 Mar 2004|06:13pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | blah ]

Well well well, food service today was just an absolute blast (catch the sarcasm?). Today was BROCOLLI day! we chopped and chopped and chopped and then CHOPPED SOME MORE! oh yes...and then added butter. We can't forget the butter. However, today was also a historic day for Lauren and I....oh man i'm all chocked up! I dunno if i can express how truly wonderful it was to make.............................................................................................................dun dun dun dun are you sure you're ready for this?....................................................................SHORTBREAD! I can hear the chorus bells ring! Halleluyah! Halleluyah! Mr White finally promoted us to carbohydrates after weeks and weeks of vegitable cutting! of course, we'll probably be demoted to washing dishes tomorrow, oh joy.
So here are the ingrediants of the shortbread:
6.75 cups of shortbread mix
2 eggs
1/2 cup of brown sugar
about 3/4 cups of milk
about 1.25 cups of water
vanilla (lets hope what we put in was vanilla)
i can't remember if we added any butter, but we must have (in Mr White's eyes, EVERYTHING deserves some butter. ok, i shouldnt have posted that recipe cause it's not disgusting, it's just normal. oh well. one day i'll be brave enough to post the corn chowder recipe *barf* <-----there were some nasty things in there.

so yes, that was our food service day. ahh and how can i forget, Mr White overheard our joke of "oh baby oh baby" and decided to address Lauren and I by the name "oh baby". eg: "Excuse me OH baby". That phrase is forever ruined.

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A Block Period of Heaven [17 Mar 2004|08:00pm]

beeana6
[ mood | cynical ]

Oh baby! That is all I can say... OH BABY! Today was the bomb. Let me tell ya'll what we got to chop today... ASPARAGUS!!!!! It was a party. But first Tali and I chopped the most massive amount of lettuce anyone has ever seen or chopped in one place. It was like 4 or 5 heads into one bowl! Wow. Then we chopped (and peeled, how wicked is that?) the asparagus, and then we were free! We escaped the clutches of Mr. White and his Educated Eatery for the tables, but only AFTER Mr. White had done the unthinkable... he sided with Ms. O'Keefe and her bitchiness! Horrible! I was going to kill him, but I suspect he would have then had reason to fail me, and since stupid Mrs. Street has already hit and sunk my battleship GPA, I didn't need anymore help in that department. Anyway, we escaped with our lives and live cook another day!

P.S. I'm trying to write a food service song... Any help? I started with "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan, but if you have a better one, go ahead and use it!

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Yay! A place to vent! [16 Mar 2004|10:28pm]

halloweeenbabe
[ mood | exhausted ]

I am honored to be the second person to post on this magnificent community! This community is dedicated to all the people who have ever suffered through ROP food service or any cooking class at their school. I was planning to quote Mr. White in this entry, but I'm exhausted and therefore I will wait to rant and rave about him. Tomorrow Lauren and I have an hour and a half of food service...i'm sure we'll be overloaded with things to say. I leave with you with this: "THE FRENCH WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO TRY TO KILL MY FATHER IN WWII!" -courtesy of our very own Mr White.

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Welcome! [15 Mar 2004|08:27pm]

beeana6
[ mood | angry ]

Here you can post favorite stories of food service with DHS's very own Mr. White! It should be a blast, so join!

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